updated:6-5-02
The Insurance Agent
| "This ones a sucker. Sell her the earthquake policy. She'll totally buy it" |
| "You're not going to regret that extra $30 a month to pay off Jesus for your sins. Signing your name is a guarantee you'll see Heaven." |
| "Mr. Jesus, if you don't take your hands off of me, there's gonna be a rumble." |
| "Signing here indicates that you will not sue the Catholic Church or the priest who touched your son's cock. In return for your silence you will receive $20 million." |
| "Consider it like a concert, the more coverage you buy, the closer you'll sit to God." |
| "By signing here, you agree that for $1million, I can sleep with your wife.." |
| "See?!? I told you he was filled with candy. Trust in jesus." |
| "Explain that "acts of God" clause to her one more time!" |