| "BAM!" |
| "Is that oven 350 degrees?" |
| "Yes, it took a miracle to keep Betty's pie from burning." |
| "Wait'll she sees the locust I put in there!" |
| "Did you know pies cause cancer? I do, because, well, I'm Jesus. Actually, hearing me say the word 'cancer' causes cancer! This is one weird-ass world, you betcha." |
| "Can I dry out my weed in there?" |
| "Jesus, amused by his handiwork, watches on as Jane Curtain from SNL fame makes pies at the rehab center." |
| "Do you think I would lie to you Mary? Now listen to Jesus and go ahead and put your head in the oven" |