"Yes, Corky, you juggle very well!" |
"No, man, I'm not going to help you keep them up, that would be cheating. Besides, you're doing great." |
"Sadly, Corky's only fan was'nt actually a paying customer." |
"See, isn't this just as fun as masturbating? Keep going..." |
"Ha ha ha...I gave you fucked up eyes." |
"You like that cut? Yeah, I totally helped the barber out on that one." |
"Any of those things got liquor in 'em?" |
"Even though barber school didn't work out, Corky shows Jesus that life with a 75 IQ can be rewarding." |