| "Jesus, go get the other spreader out of the truck." |
| "Well, Mr. All Knowing, seems there isn't hardwoord under that after all!" |
| "Would you quit levitating me?" |
| "Those pants make your ass look just like J. Lo's, Bubba!" |
| "Excuse me, ya got a minute? My name's John Walker Lindh, and I'd like to tell you about this nonprofit agency called Al Queda I'm a part of." |
| "You're stepping on my robe, how can I convince people I'm Jesus if I have a dirty robe." |
| "Any regrets about dropping out of high school yet?" |